Being fat pays off.
Yeah, you heard me.

The $1,100 that we spent on food alone in the last 3 months (that doesn’t include alcohol or other crap that we buy) saved us $1.10 in gas, knocking it down to a whopping 42.9¢ per gallon.

Our final bill was $5.27 for almost 12 ¼ gallons of gas. Sweet justice. We are sticking it to the gas man!